so i have a real suspicion that i have lyme disease. leave it to connecticut to be the home of the most complicated and absurd of diseases. i don't even have a deer near my house for miles. none the less its filthy blood sucking friends make sure to take frequent visits to my neighborhood.
well... not to jump the gun, i'm not sure if i really have it yet, but i'm getting blood work tomorrow. i got ambitius and went onto webmd to search for the copay-less answers to my medical woes
the main symptoms go as follows.
1. the feeling of having advanced arthritis in all my joints for two days straight, which then went away completely there after.
2. my eyes hurt...not when i look forward but in every other direction, i stared straight ahead for three days, then it went away completely.
3. large lymph nodes in the back of my head by my hairline, didn't even know they were there, but when they get big you tend to find them. i thought they were just big zits, but when i realized they were in the same place on both sides of my head, that made me take a second look.
4. the constant desire to eat grass and make friends with bunnies and skunks
5. a non-stop craving for salt and tequila
in a nutshell, the internet has explained to me that most people will never figure out they have lime disease because its a whole crap load of stupid symptoms...... but i'm agile and stealthy and have gotten to the bottom of this situation. as i sit here cold and hot with most likely a fever, i hope to god that i don't have this damn connecticut plague.
i need to move away to an island....
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