1. all posts must have images*, all images must be ridiculous to the point of making you pee your pants a little, just a little squirt will suffice but images that create a need for a change of clothing are ideal.
*graphs and charts for all content largely appreciated
2. each mentioning of a particular m'lady must always use a new name, nick name, sudo-name, wrestling alter-ego, stripper name, etcetera.
3. always use lower case arial, size-normal, those who do not follow these mandated standards will be pants-ed in public or severely goosed to the point of a hematoma.
4. content of all blog postings must contain a ratio of
97% sarcasm
23% mlady shenanigans
10.73% bathroom humor
1% chuck norris
1.5% stephen hawking
15% black dollar store figurines
3% kamakazie squirrels
and the remaining filler may contain one or more of the following:
queefs, tom green, feti, hot dogs, sun chips, cat fetishes, wonky thumbs, lip sluts, g-string m.r.s, scharks (in the gary sense), home & gardening tips, do-it-yourself pointers, craft projects, recipes, get-slim-quick tips, trivia questions, when a man loves a woman, corduroy harrys, kitty grooming tips, baked beans, meatloaf, molly mcbutter uses, spooning, nervous laughter, embarrassing prom dates, margaritas/jimmy buffet, man panties, roadkill, balls on balls, ford escorts, naughty encounters on washing machines, the pike, heart shaped jacuzzis, long walks on the beach, candle lit steve erwin vigils, llamas, bison, other exotic game, mull, callowness, farts, red neck neighbors, banana rotted antennas, jeff gordon appreciation, nascar in general...et.al
5. above all else, blogging participation is mandatory and comes before all other duties, responsibilities, relationships, bodily functions, legalities, regulations, u.s. customs, and trade agreements.
signed most severely,the standards consistency rights order of technicalities and underwater management
aka s.c.r.o.t.u.m.
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